theycallmebigpussy:

theawesomeadventurer:

flacomexicano:

i’m a grower not a show-er
what do this mean u might ask?
means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet
anyway
the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy”
the downside?
if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one

shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com/

nereydes:

Martinique, Les Trois Ilets

flowersphil:

tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside

h-einz:

too bootylicious for tumblr with @livid-lotus

itcars:

Chevrolet Corvette

Image by Jordan Cole